I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.
Science is so wonderful and so terrifying
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
Are you kidding me. Are you freaking KIDDING me. Fifteen years we’ve been speculating on why Red gave up being Champion to live all the way out on godforsaken Mt. Silver, and as it turns out, it had nothing to do with him being a mysterious loner, or wanting to challenge himself, or getting stronger, or escaping any old demons from his past.
NOPE. As it turns out, Mt. Silver was just the only place on the goddamn map where Red could find 880 lbs. of food every day to feed his greedy fucking Snorlax. That’s all. That’s it. Mystery solved.
There are not words for how done I currently am with this series. Fuck it. I give up. Done. I’m out.
It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THAT MEANS A CHARMANDER IS A CHAMELEON SALAMANDER WITH AN R TO MAKE IT CHAR LIKE FIRE AND THEN BULBASAUR IS A oh just like a leaf bulb on a dinosaur what the fuck gamefreak
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And stay safe girlies.
Hell, keep everyone safe. Not just girls. Girls, boys, women, men, anyone else. Sex offenders can attack anyone. This is important.
Also similar overall body shapes…
HEY THAT’S MEAN- oh wait you’re john green
Recycled tumblr humor
pun repeated in italics
"did you just" added
supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn
comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything
Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr
comment expressing utter hate for posts like these
I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS
I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM
DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET
MY FEELINGS ARE VALID
I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME
STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE
STOP STOP STOP
dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste